Aloha Friday Message – February 13, 2009

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Happy Trisckaideca-Aloha Friday! (That means 13 Alohas for you today!) Hopefully none of you have triskaidekaphobia – pathological fear of the number 13. Here is a list of twice-thirteen snappy little aphorisms. Try them out and have some fun!

1. I smile because I don’t know what is going on.
2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
4. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
5. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are still missing.
8. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
9. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
10. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
11. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!
12. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
13. Procrastinate Now! Stay Busy Later!!
14. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; “Do You Want Fries with That?”
15. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
16. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
17. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
18. Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is terminal.
19. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
20. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
21. Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime-commitment for a pig.
22. “If we had some ham, we’d have ham and eggs if we had some eggs.”
23. This isn’t my reality. I’m just filling in for a friend.
24. There is an explanation for everything that happens in the Universe. Unfortunately many of them make no sense whatsoever!
25. Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.
26. If you were me, then who would I be?

Make it a wonderful day, Beloved. Pray for the people – all the people everywhere and especially pray for one another all the time.

Whatever, whenever, wherever, whoever, however, if ever, forever — at your service

Chick

(Tip of the hat to CW for starting this.)

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American Roman Catholic reared as a "Baptiterian" in Denver Colorado.

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